19. Mar, 2020

Isolation ... Welcome to my world ๐Ÿ™„.

For the sake of humankind i have decided to bring back my blog from the dead.

Just until the corona virus is over. I say i decided but i didnt im far to lazy to think that would be a good idea ... It was me mate Clare she reminded me about this crazy life blog i used to write' It was really just a form of therapy for myself if im honest. I was popular! oh yes i was followed by shrinks, the RSPCA , social services, therapists ( before they became fashionable) dream specialists, the police !! Bloody brilliant. I had never been so popular !

Well lets just give you an over view of my problem... I mean my life.

Things just happen to me, always have always will, you can read the whole lot of back blogs here, http://itsmylifeicanthelpit.blogspot.com/2011/ ๐Ÿ™„ thats somewhere in the middle of them im too lazy to find the first page or last page my life has no order.

 Anyway i literally had to stop writing when number 4 came along, she really is something else. My brain was fried immediately after giving birth &  on trying to concentrate on anything ever at all what so ever, ever again 

So Im a 40 something artist, not really getting that far in life in that area๐Ÿ™„... I have 4 kids... Number 1 child is Josh now 25 & currently doing a masters degree in leeds, Number 2 well number 2 shes a whole new kettle of fish to the health service, Molly 21 is chronically ill and the reason for my white hair & anxious mind, i spend my life advocating for her illness & spend a lot of time thinking of ways to make her well.

Number 3 Pop 16 (She is the crazy one i started writing about originally) (i needed to let it out).. Shes still the same but has turned in to a beautiful young lady since i last wrote of her.  Possibly my funniest child. And then number 4 shes 8 now and following in close footsteps of number 3. gawd help us all.

Then there is He!! Mr Me ! my love, my soul mate my best friend and the father to my children.

He is also my fifth child ill refer to him as number 5.

We have Lilly 'senior dog' shes 14 a black lab turning white, Belle the toddler dog, 2 she's half shitzu half yorkshire terrier a 'shorkie' we call her half terror half shit because that describes her personality much better.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™„

Sparkle 'the ancient' cat. She a terrible cat if the truth beknown, Asbo cat we nicknamed her when she arrived at our house about 10 years ago. She gave birth to Graham the girl cat in a teenage pregnancy following an unfortunate episode on the patio๐Ÿค”  Graham is now unfortunately dead๐Ÿ˜ฅ. Killed on the road outside  ๐Ÿ˜ฅ, that was a sad occasion, Graham was actually very lovely she was grey as it goes but had this death wish for the whole of her life, ๐Ÿ˜ฅ She once cost us 2 and a half grand to have her back end surgically re attached when she was hit by a car on the road outside. ๐Ÿ˜’The next road incident was not so fortunate RIP Graham. Gone but not forgotten.

So back to alive pets, the next one is Biscuit. He came to live with us a couple of years ago, just turned up on the patio one day. It was shortly after Graham died, number 3 said he was sent from heaven! he is a great cat mind you ,so kind fluffy and gorgeous and has never once shit in my house. So you do the maths she could welk be right.

Then we have Charlie hes a kitten and the naugtiest cat ive ever encountered in my life ๐Ÿ˜ฎturned up full of fleas and the will to piss wherever he likes.๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ

Vigo the Gecko  hes self explanatory and likes yoga, Bunny the rabbit fluffy & white and Jonathan the grey chinchilla he can run sideways up a wall and could escape from alcatraz. We also have a fish the only one left in the tank.... Turns out he was a murderer.

So thats basiclly it. Me & my attachments. 

I know a lot of you guys will be in isolation at the moment, Well everyone i can sympathise with you, honestly this is the way my life has been for 21 years now. Number 2 was born poorly, shes always been poorly, ive spent all of her life trying to protect her from illnesses, we spent hideous amounts of time in hospital because of simple colds, a few years ago Molly slept every day for over a year, i was at home for over a ywar on that occasion. She was then diagnosed with ME on top of the diagnosis of 2013 when finally after 14 years she was diagnosed with a life long and life threatening illness, how she stayed alive for those 14 years previously was a miracle, hence the name of my website. Anyway because i have so much practice at this way of life, i can give you tips on staying sane... Happy, positive and how to make the most of being utterly bored.

We are in day 3 of 'Official' isolation today. And im pleased to say that not one thing has changed. My floor is currently Lava, Number 4 is on somekind of energy drug, Number 3 nearly set fire to the school yesterday and spent all day with her dad number 5  and her friend in casualty. They were in a cookery exam you see when number 3 put her iphone on the hob and accidently turned it on. ๐Ÿ™„ ffs. 3'S friend spotted this fauxpass and picked up the burning phone, seeing that this burnt her freinds fingers 3 also picked up the phone and burnt her own fingers, ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฒshe set fire to the exam paper and then off they went to casualty for the day. 

That was day 2 of Mr me being me (im banned from going out in public) & number 4 has chicken pox ๐Ÿ™„. A whole day off of work sat in casualty amoungst god knows what viruses were floating about in there. I however spent the day in calamine lotion photographing every bloody pot so number 4 could zoom in on them & analyse them ๐Ÿ™„ shes even circling them in an editing app๐Ÿ™„ I will go insane.

Number 2 on this day though  is a little better, last week she developed an allergy to her life saving medication, ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜“ ive never been so scared in my life! Its been hideous, all resolved now though  so we can all breathe again.

Today day 3 if isolation the shit lorry turns up unannounced! My husband is indeed in the shit when he gets home. I literally had no idea he was coming and no idea where my septic tank is located. And that's what I told the confused shit man at my door ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ™„

Well every day is a new day full of new things, new shenanigans, new problems and a lot of things which revolve around shit. ๐Ÿ™„ Its weird i know but i hope in me sharing this utter crazyness of my life that might keep you entertained in the dark days well for about 5 minutes... All stay safe out there! And be thankful that you are not me... Until next time ... love you bye x